Lord of the Rings

1. Complete the following couplet:
   "But better is Beer if drink we lack"
1. "And better Cake if your belt is slack"
2. "And Water Hot poured down the back"
3. "In fact I'd like a whole six-pack"
4. "And a beautiful babe, in the sack"
2. By the book, what did Sam do when Frodo awoke in Rivendell?
1. Jumped his bones
2. Stroked his hand and blushed
3. Said "Good morning, Mr. Frodo."
4. Yelled for Gandalf
3. What is Durin's bane?
1. The Balrog
2. The One Ring
3. Son of Burin's bane, son of Furin's bane
4. A healing herb
4. Who is the Dúnadan?
1. Dwarf lord, son of Gúnadan, Son of Fúnadan
2. Paul Atreides
3. Boromir
4. Aragorn
5. What goes ever on and on?
1. The road
2. Shadow and fire
3. The movie
4. The glory of Tolkien
6. What does Aragorn say when the flock of birds fly overhead on the Misty Mountains? (Legolas says this in the movie.)
1. "Hey look, here comes a flock of birds."
2. "Dang, my new tunic!"
3. "Crab loins from Dublin"
4. "Crebbains from Dunland"
7. What is the inscription on the One Ring?
1. "One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."
2. "My precious."
3. "Property of D. L. Sauron"
4. "Frodo and Sam 4 ever."
8. In the end of the book, who does Sam get married to?
1. Rose
2. Goldberry
3. Butterbur
4. Frodo
9. Which of the following is not a name in the Lord of the Rings?
1. Flammifer
2. Thingol
3. Dildo
4. Bracegirdle
10. By the book, which of the following did Gandalf not say to Pippin?
1. [I will] knock on the doors with your head, Peregrin Took.
2. Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance.
3. [if people of intelligence are needed] Then you certainly will not be chosen, Peregrin Took.
4. Eldest first, or quickest? You'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin.

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